SHOCKING ATTACK: PASTOR WADEN ASSAULTS MCDONALD'S EMPLOYEE

In a shocking turn of events, local pastor Waden was witnessed attacking a McDonald's employee during a busy shift yesterday afternoon. Eyewitnesses report that the altercation began when Waden lost his temper about the food. The McDonald's employee, who remains unnamed, apologized for the inconvenience, but Waden launched into a tirade. Witnesses